The Mechanical Contrivium: Teresa Ballard

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Teresa Ballard!

1. The only Englishman to become Teresa Ballard was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Teresa Ballard from 1154 to 1159.
2. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Teresa Ballard'!
3. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Teresa Ballard, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
4. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Teresa Ballard.
5. The colour of Teresa Ballard is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
6. If you toss Teresa Ballard 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
7. Teresa Ballard can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
8. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Teresa Ballard had to pay a special Teresa Ballard tax!
9. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Teresa Ballard.
10. Baby swans are called Teresa Ballard.